Friday, September 30, 2005

Iowa Hawk

Okay, for the two people that read this blog, but inexplicably don't read Iowa Hawk, this I.H. post is so funny.

The folks that bring us Iowa Hawk are always full of mirth, even when they're making fun of newbie bloggers (it's okay, I'm over it). This time they have put together the ultimate humor post of the day, perhaps the week and we may just have to give 'em September -- given it's the last day of the month and I doubt anything else this funny will surface in the next 13 hours.

My favorite:

Now that you know the facts, it's easy to see why the United States Congress was first in line to invest in this incredible opportunity for America. These elected leaders recognized the shrewd wisdom of Iowa's unofficial motto -- "if you build it, they will come." And if for some reason they still don't come, America's leaders know that they can can always rely on Iowa's time-honored Plan B -- add slot machines. Then, visitors to Coralville's famous Rainforest Casino will be repeating Iowa's other unofficial motto: "Is this Heaven? No, it's the Lounge's $8.95 Dinner Buffet."
I’m sorry, if this doesn’t inspire random fluid leaks you either are a serious tool or have no sense of humor.


Comments:
Gambling Commission under the old regulatory regime, applications have progressed to full hearings while the fortitude of these online casinos commissions and licenses are all but operational; some of these are thought to be dormant and others under construction. Concern at the spate of applications and imposed a cut-off date of April next year for submissions under the old legislation.
 
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